JACKALOPE ALERT!July 5, 2009.
One of Marshfield's finer food emporiums was recently held up by a pack of hungry and savage Jackalopes craving Pasta Alla Phil. Said Jackalopes forced the chef at gunpoint (and bared their Extremely Very Sharp, Pointy Teeth at him as extra incentive to do their evil bidding) to prepare numerous goodly sized portions of Pasta Alla Phil with the modification of adding extremely large amounts of fresh garlic. In the meantime, their brazen counterparts held the bartender hostage and let loose with a celebratory barrel of Dr Pepper while they noshed on large quantities of fine (is there any other kind?!) Wisconsin Cheddar Cheese. Now that these malevolent jackalopes have eaten and drunk their fill of good food (and celebratory Dr Pepper...), they are roaming the streets of Marshfield - inebriated with the profound caffeination of (celebratory) Dr Pepper, and belching garlicky fumes as they sing Jackalope Drinking Songs (in voices nearly human). Marshfield police are busy tonight... p'raps Jackalopes are wont to be more devious, diabolical, and dangerous when the full moon approacheth?
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Thats crazy!!! goodness.
but hi! :) im julia. thanks so much for the friends add!
..i was diagnosed with fibromyalgia a couple years ago, and along with it came chronic fatigue. as i was browsing blogrings i came across the living with illness one and was like ah!! i totally am! :P
i wanted to add people going through the same things. i may be young, but im very blessed to have to go through this. my mom has it as well.
anyways! :) i hope youre doing well!!