Jackalope Warning!I live in Marshfield, Wisconsin (which is recently experiencing a jackalope (a/k/a antelabbit) population explosion of monumental proportions - ::gasp:: - it's the Cheddar cheese which attracts them in such vast numbers!) and I am here to tell you that JACKALOPES (a/k/a ANTELABBITS) *ARE REAL*. NOT ONLY ARE THEY REAL, THEY ARE
*DANGEROUS*! 
Batten down the hatches, Wisconsinites! While jackalopes (a/k/a antelabbits) have previously been associated more traditionally with the Western states such as Wyoming, Colorado, New Mexico, et al, they are now closing in on Wisconsin (attracted by our exceptionally excellent Cheddar Cheese) and
WE ARE VERY AFRAID. They are fearless! They are evil! They are cunning! And they have Extremely Sharp and Very Pointy Teeth, which they are inclined to use as weapons, especially if confronted before they have coffee and breakfast.
Keys to being on guard against the wild and savage packs of jackalopes (a/k/a antelabbits) is knowing that if you smell garlic, they are near. Jackalopes are exceedingly fond of Very Garlicky Fettuccine Alfredo, and often emit garlicky vapors.
Please stay tuned for more jackalope warnings and updates... your life depends on it if you live in Wisconsin.
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